Oh kittens. So cute. Such pains in the ass. Do you have a drawer open? Now it has a kitten in it! We’re those books nicely piled on the table? Not anymore! What about that lamp? Whoops, it fell over! That bowl of water? Filled with dirty toys! This countertop that is much too high for kittens to climb? Nope, it’s just the right height. Are you laying down? Now you have a kitten on you and most likely, a kitten butt is in your face.
It’s the worst most wonderful life.