Category: true story

I was looking at menus of restaurants, planning how to eat my way through my vacation next week, and…

I was looking at menus of restaurants, planning how to eat my way through my vacation next week, and got a little peckish. So, I went to the coffee shop in the library and got:

  • an iced mochaccino 
  • with whip cream 
  • and a chocolate drizzle
  • and a white chocolate raspberry scone.
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A person behind the coffee counter said, “I love your glasses! … and your wallet! ……

A person behind the coffee counter said, “I love your glasses! … and your wallet! … and your bag!” and I was like, “aawwww–”

And then she said: “I want to be you when I grow up.”

I’m wearing jeggings for the first time ever in my life.

I’m wearing jeggings for the first time ever in my life.

Aww yuss, I’ve got that Halloween spirit! With my bat dress and…

Aww yuss, I’ve got that Halloween spirit! With my bat dress and my skelo-cat badge holder! All I need is someone to deliver some candy corn 🌽 to my office!

My nail polish looks like what cotton candy dreams of.

My nail polish looks like what cotton candy dreams of.

Oh god. Oh no. Oh jeez.I think I have entered…A BOOK SLUMPNothing is appealing. Not Courtney…

Oh god. Oh no. Oh jeez.

I think I have entered…

A BOOK SLUMP

Nothing is appealing. 

  • Not Courtney Milan 1st Worth Saga book. 
  • Not Monstress Vol 2. Or Paper Girls Vol 3. Or Squirrel Girl Vol 4. 
  • Not the true crime story People who Eat Darkness.
  • Not a single one of the many Halloween romances I downloaded from Kindle Unlimited.
  • Not one my most treasured books, Waking the Moon.
  • Not my favorite MC biker book, Reaper’s Property.
  • Not my beloved Crusie rom-coms, Agnes and the Hitman or Getting Rid of Bradley
  • Nothing involving fairy tales.
  • Absolutely no paranormal romance with intricate external plots.

I guess I’ll just keep trying and trying until something takes. I mean, something has to take, right?

uarecrying: *shotguns a la croix*

uarecrying:

*shotguns a la croix*

5 things tag

I was tagged by @bookgeekgrrl. The rules are: Answer 5 Questions then tag five people.

5 Things Currently in my bag:

  1. An umbrella, because I keep forgetting to take it out.
  2. An emergency supplies kit with pepto bismal and tampons and tissues.
  3. A second emergency supplies kit because @kittykittybangbang gave me this really cute Halloween-themed coin purse so I put my klonipin and glasses microfiber cleaning cloth in it. You know, for the real emergencies.
  4. Chapsticks and lip glosses, various.
  5. My wallet, which has cat ears.

5 Things Currently in my Bedroom:

  1. My granny square afghan that the cat absolutely loves to sleep on, thereby forcing the cat to sleep with me.
  2. A stuffed sheep from Gotland, Sweden.
  3. A drawer filled with glasses because I have an addiction to Zenni.com
  4. These dresses.
  5. A finger puppet of the goddess Kali.

5 Things I’m Currently Into:

  1. Halloween.
  2. Halloween themed frosted cookies.
  3. Candy corn, especially mellowcreme pumpkins.
  4. Aromatherapy oils from Soul Sunday.
  5. Monstress Vol 2.

5 Things I Want To Do:

  1. Get my Halloween swag from Look Human. Hurry up, Fed Ex!
  2. Find and read Halloween-themed romance novels.
  3. Make a baked ziti. Maybe a pumpkin and sausage baked ziti?
  4. Watch cheesy horror movies.
  5. Eat Halloween-themed frosted cookies.

5 Things On My To-Do List:

  1. Wear flannel shirts when Fall hits. Hurry up, Fall.
  2. Re-dye my hair pink.
  3. Figure out my next tattoo.
  4. Clean my car. Boring.
  5. Meetings.

Consider all of yourselves tagged. Maybe especially @nolanbeingnolan since i’ve seen you do questionnaires before.

Made my own sauce! The house smells delicious.

Made my own sauce! The house smells delicious.

Today it doesn’t look like Irma is gonna hit the Carolinas but I filled up my car with gas,…

Today it doesn’t look like Irma is gonna hit the Carolinas but I filled up my car with gas, got cash from the ATM and went to the grocery store. Just to be safe. And what did I get?

Two kinds of Pringles

Chips and salsa

Two cans of soup

Drumsticks (the ice cream, not the chicken )

Apples for healthy snacking

Two bottles of wine. The big bottles.

Two kinds of candy corn ?

Cereal

Bagels and cream cheese

Two bottles of water

Lemon La Croix

I’m totally prepared.